So I am currently bored. I decided to google "Shivan needs" and see what I came up with. Here are the top ten results.
1. Shivan needs prayers
2. Shivan needs this win and a loss from someone just ahead of him to get into the playoffs.
3. Shivan needs to get off his pedestal and realise that to a lot of experienced gamers this game isn't rocket science
4. Shivan needs to walk to the nearest insane asylum
5. Shivan needs to turn 3 more or gain 72 more Zombie points to reach the next level
6. Shivan needs to stop calling grommets, "gromletts" That's the name of the item - half grommets and half eyelets
7. Shivan needs his ban extended.
8. Shivan needs to update the torrent package I just spent days downloading it off of Isohunt.
9. Shivan needs to lighten up a little.
10. Shivan needs contacts